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Craft a Wicked Message that Oozes Personality And Become Bonafide Cult Cake!

FINALLY find the words that give your work edge and effervescence, make their eyes light up when you share what you do (even when there are 20 other Bobs in the room with a similar offer) and take your brand from a “Nice to have” to “I gotta have it”.

MAKE MY MESSAGE BONAFIDE CULT CAKE!
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How Do You Package
All of That Brilliance Into One, Glorious Idea? 

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You’re wonderfully complex; a logophile, I felt that in my soul, edgy, brilliant at what I do, nerdy, anomaly and you need people to GET you. 

How do you find the words that make people buy when you’re just starting out?

Or spend years delivering expert-level service, getting results, and still feel invisible?

What you’ve created is the shit but it’s lick-you-own-elbow-impossible to find the words that communicate that. 

You try so hard but instead:


 

You watch their eyes glaze over while your elevator pitch drones on forever. 

You’re trying to answer “What do you do?” And you notice it. You lost them two minutes ago, and you’re still not even sure if they get what you really do. Your message didn’t land, so you try to get more creative with your title, thinking something like a “Freedom Strategist” will sum it up better.

 

Pulling together an offer is torture because you feel all over the place

You’ve got so many ideas and do so many things well. Everything feels piecemealed together, when all you want is one brilliant idea that makes it obvious why people should buy from you.

Finding fresh, original, and ownable words for your website feels impossible even for AI

You want to write words that hit them in the heart, Chat GPT has simply recycled what other creators have said while throwing in a bunch of fluffy adjectives, and instead you end up with things like:

  • Become a better leader!

  • Get Amazing Social Media Management

  • Get Data-Driven Results

  • Become the best version of yourself

  • Buy unique and exquisite candles

  • Buy organic, paraben-free products for your natural hair

 

 


 

You’re constantly asking yourself, “How many ways can I say the same thing everyone else is saying, DIFFERENTLY?”

You desperately want to differentiate yourself, but you’re exhausted by trying to figure out how. It seems like all of the clever, original things have already been said and your thesaurus is clocking overtime hours. 

 

Finding the balance between adding personality and getting taken seriously makes you rethink your entire brand

You want to share your ideas and opinions on podcasts, be featured in media, get invitations to speak at your favorite conferences, and host workshops for Fortune 500 companies, but can you say the word “Shit” and still get taken seriously? Will too much personality make your work feel like a joke? Or maybe you believe that it’s impossible to make something like accounting or adulting sexy. 

You want to finally launch your brand without waiting another 99 days because you haven’t gotten your message right.

At the end of the day, you need your brand to be the shit. Your standards are high, and you can't just launch your brand any kind of way. You want to launch with a sticky message that makes them KNOW they MUST work with you within 2.5 seconds of landing on your site.

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You want a dope brand that feels fresh, fun and makes price a nonfactor; a Wicked-Good Message you can’t wait to trademark, but piecemealing inspiration has done a number on your confidence, and left you feeling unoriginal and all over the place.

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A Sticky Message Will Make 'Em Salivate, Imitate, and Buy everything you’re selling-But Without It Every Sale Can Feel Impossible. 

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The good news? 

It's not about having the coolest idea or business model. 

It's about having a limited-edition ANGLE; a concept; a fresh new spin on something.

And once you have that angle, it's knowing how to communicate it in a way that gets 'em excited (which will happen naturally because YOU will be excited to share it). 

YES! I NEED TO PACKAGE MY IDEA INTO STICKY, DELICIOUS CULT CAKE!

The good news? 

It's not about having the coolest idea or business model. 

It's about having a limited-edition ANGLE; a concept; a fresh new spin on something.

And once you have that angle, it's knowing how to communicate it in a way that gets 'em excited (which will happen naturally because YOU will be excited to share it). 

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WHEN YOU HAVE A STICKY MESAGE YOUR MARKETING + DESIGN WON'T HAVE TO WORK SO HARD!

The good news? 

It's not about having the coolest idea or business model. 

It's about having a limited-edition ANGLE; a concept; a fresh new spin on something.

And once you have that angle, it's knowing how to communicate it in a way that gets 'em excited (which will happen naturally because YOU will be excited to share it). 

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INTRODUCING...

The Holy Grail Of
Wicked Messaging

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Finally! A workshop series designed to help find your limited-edition idea and craft personality-filled messaging that everyone will desire and devour!

The good news? 

It's not about having the coolest idea or business model. 

It's about having a limited-edition ANGLE; a concept; a fresh new spin on something.

And once you have that angle, it's knowing how to communicate it in a way that gets 'em excited (which will happen naturally because YOU will be excited to share it). 

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